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09/07/2025

Glitter Butt, All-Purpose Spite, and Electric Toothbrush Panic

Anna VaRiot
08/31/2025

An Ugly Child Who Didn’t Get to Watch the Hunchback of Notre Dame and Now Gets Offended by Bar Creeps

Anna VaRiot
08/27/2025

Disturbed Cats, Stripped Buttholes, and Mysterious Kitchen Smells

Anna VaRiot
08/17/2025

Dogs and Cats Have Self-Respect, So I’m the One Who Should Poop Outside

Anna VaRiot
08/11/2025

Hulu Doesn’t Believe in Me, My Face is Flammable, and One Night Stands Are Blasphemy

Anna VaRiot
08/03/2025

Ask and You Might Receive: A Lesson for Girls Who Never Read the Vagina Pamphlet

Anna VaRiot
07/26/2025

A Quiet Tree Bush and a Hunchback Raccoon Walk into My Personal Space…

Anna VaRiot
07/18/2025

Chronic Cluelessness: I Think It’s a Problem, But I’m Not Sure

Anna VaRiot
07/11/2025

My Great Big Family & the Giant Grey Van Club

Anna VaRiot
06/29/2025

The Ongoing Fight for Routine: Because Chaos Needs a Schedule

Anna VaRiot

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